The Queen came carried by her entourage
Cus the ford fiesta was in the garage
'Did someone say party' she asked of Snow White
'Lets crack the bubbly and dance through the night!'
'You there, Cinders, get me some booze!
'Oh me feet ache let me take off me shoes
'Oh how embarrassing there's a hole in me tights
'Snow White our kid can you fix em tonight?
'I can't hardly dance with me toes out on show
'The Charming Prince wouldn't give me a go
'Come on Cinders, where've you gone with me drink?
'Just open a bottle you don't need to think!
'Honestly these days you can't get the staff
'A competent servant? You're havin a laugh!
'Crikey where has the girl gotten to?
'I'll wring your neck if you say 'she's behind you!'
'I'm gasping and spitting feathers over here
'I could murder a bottle of nice ice cold beer
'Honestly I have to everythin meself
'I'll grab me a drink from down on the shelf'
Meanwhile Cinders Red and Goldie
Hid from the queen she was a bit of an oldie
The Dwarfs simply watched their old nemesis
If stayed for the party they'd give it a miss
Snow White should never have invited her mum
Who drank and cursed and blew bubbles with her gum.