Source:
Adults
Author:
jonny graham
Title:
Chemistry Set .
Please start ... Don't wait for me . Help yourselves ... everythings ready . Darling ... would you pour the tannic oxidation ? Or would anyone prefer heavy liquidation ? Theres plenty of strontium ninety , and it's fresh . Harold dug it out of the reactor this morning . Please , pass round the pseudo-flesh . Oh Delia , how do you get your carrots to glow so bright ? Well , that's an old trick from my mother . I soaked them in an atomic bath , overnight . Has anybody tried the irridium seasoning ? It's vintage stuff , past it's half life , a bit tart , but very pleasing . Oh , this fish , it's wonderful . Can I detect hints of lead ? Yes you can , and mercury marinade too , a bit more than the recipe said . This pseudo-flesh just melts in the mouth . Everybody try it , pass it round . It's drenched in salts of cobalt , and that new pink atomic thickener . I hope I've done enough , it's disappearing quickly . Has everyone got enough emulsifiers ? Would anyone like more sequestrants ? Children ! don't play with your food please . There are mutants starving on other planets . This cheese ... it's just so shiny . How do you do it ? Well , it's twenty-eight times atomically processed and extra matured . Fucking hell ! Sorry , I mean ...blimey ! Radio-active coffee ... anyone ? It's just been brewed , but the isotopes won't stay fresh for long . Harold ... be a dear , and pass round the stabilized fruit . And don't give any to granny . There'll be trouble with her colostomy bag if you do . Well , that was nice . Is everybody full ? Hey listen , I think I've got some of that wierd organic food in the back of the kitchen reactor . Oh ..give it to the kids .. but not too much ... it might make them hyperactive .
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