It handed me a single star,
And said my grammar's crap.
But it can't place a question mark.
Before a comma it leaves a gap.
It cannot tell the difference
Between "it's" and "its" (posessive).
And it's handed out more single stars
To all - a touch obsessive.
It says that it's a legend,
But as we all know legends aren't quite true.
And the picture shouts out "lady-boy!"
But which one is it? I ask you.