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Source: Adults

Author: John Michaelson

Title: Geometrically speaking

Geometrically speaking,
her pigeon toes
have a knock-on effect,
knock her knees,
stoop her neck,
make her arms gimp forward,
like the old T-Rex.
Geometrically speaking,
of course.
If she takes offense,
she’s got no sense.
See, I’m an expert.
I’ve got an alphabet of letters
suffixing my given name.
I have a new show coming soon,
to Channel 4.
It’s going to be called
‘Posture your body properly, you fucking loser.’
I’m no abuser.
I’m an expert.
Like Trinny,
like Susannah,
like that what's his face?
And if you take offense,
you’ve got no sense.
Geometrically speaking,
of course.

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