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 Author:
						
						joan crawford
 
 Title:
						Fairy Capers
 
 Oberon & Titania
 weren’t feeling very well.
 they’d been to Queen Mab’s party
 down in Dingly Dell
 The fairy coach and horses
 had dropped them at the door
 but Oby missed his footing
 and slid across the floor
 Titania rushed to help him
 but started feeling dizzy
 she landed right beside him
 and blamed it on the `fizzy`.
 “I’ll sue that flaming` Mab,” she flared
 “for serving cheap Champagne”
 “I had Claret,” Oby said”
 “Mab moaned about the stain!”
 “I couldn’t help it if my foot
 got tangled in her lace”
 -“It wasn’t all you tangled with,
 You grubby old disgrace!”
 “No use to go to court.” He said,
 we have to think things through,
 if we make Mabby crabby
 she’ll only counter-sue!”
 Oby lay there on the floor
 and mused for several hours,
 his next idea was not so bright
 “I’ll take her round some flowers.”
 These words incensed Titania,
 she yelled “Dear, Oby mine,
 go buy her prickly roses
 for where her sun don’t shine!”
 Oby quickly changed his tune
 her anger to dispel,
 Instead, he took Titania flowers
 He’d picked in Dingly Dell.
 
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