(3.)

Oberon loved the springtime
the sunny, sylvan scene,
the heavy scent of bluebells
the flavour of Poteen.
Queen Mab flew over bluebell wood
and seeing Oby there
floated down towards him
his reverie to share.
The atmosphere was heady
as dusk began to creep
Morpheus overtook them
they drifted off to sleep.
Titania felt neglected,
revenge was hers to seek
she sent for wizard, Merlot,
who lived in Jacob`s Creek.
She knew he would assist her
that he would acquiesce
for Merlot was a soft touch
with fairies in distress..
Elfin Puck had seen the pair
asleep in Bluebell wood,
he flew and told his mistress
As all good heralds should.
Titania was a red head
with redheads` fierce emotions
she sent Puck back to spray the two
with Merlot`s magic potions.
Awakening next morning
the pair began to sneeze
the durian whiff and garlic
were hanging in the breeze.
Back to their homes they tip-toed
still smelling rank and sour
poor Oby was aghast to find
Young Merlot in his shower.
At first the fur and feathers flew
but thanks to vino Rosè
the two have made it up again
and everything is cosy.
Now Oby and Titania swear
to be back on the scene
if she steers clear of Merlot
and he gives up Poteen