J  Jealous, jaded, just.

A  Acerbic, able, anti.

N  Not never neutral.

M  Malicious, mighty, male.

I  Idiotic, insightful.

K  Kruel (okay so I cheated - who the fuck wants to be a Koala?), kind.

L  Lustful, loved, loyal.

A  Awkward, artistic, addictive.

S  Slow to anger, silent (often), shit-faced (last night).

Z  Zombie hater (boring, hungry, re-animated dick heads).

E  Egotistical, enduring, energetic.

W  Whistful, wonderful.

I  Icy, impossible.

C  Churlish, childish, charming.

Z  Zabaglione (don't ask me why but you got to admit it's a lovely word).